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what are we doing here?
Okay, go ahead.
and then boom, motherfucker!
DOUG: Yeah, hello?
Hey, hey, hey. Hey. (chuckles)
Yeah, but you didn't mean it.
(tires screeching)
(panting)
Can I use your bathroom?
Hello?
Oh, now, come on, Hughie.
all right?
Hey, hey. What was that?
Uh, thank you for an extremely weird conversation,
(groaning)
...turns out I'm not who I thought I was.
Yeah, you know, cop, Fed, all the same to twats like that.
(grunting)
(panting)
-(grunts) -Benjy!
uh, one moment.
Address is 1420 63rd Street...
just give me-- Uh, hello?
(vocalizing)
Did you see how many people came?
I am Starlight.
I was chasing these bank robbers.
I bet growing up you had
No, please.
You know, a good... hard shake, like...
-off the curb. -I...
Uh, not likely.
(screaming)
♪ Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
if it ain't the invisible cunt.
I got it?
(muffled): I'm sorry about what happened to your girlfriend,
Okay? I'm not an infiltrator.
that I swallowed one of her molars.
And she wasn't... good.
A-TRAIN: You want to hear something crazy?
I-I didn't mean to just dump all of that
And why is that?
you know, you'd be out of here.
(cracking)
Just think of all those kids.
See what's really going on.
-Fuck. (exhales) -Hughie, calm down, all right?
-You got it! -(screams)
What you doing?
What the fuck?
Was. This is from last night.
You're doing really well, by the way, so far.
Wow.
♪ He sees things from under glass ♪
(sighs)
Just, uh, don't get upset, okay? Just...
Please welcome Starlight.
-(cheering and applause)
I'm not gonna piss you about, Hughie.
Yeah. (exhales sharply)
Look, you're gorgeous.
Put the plastic bit in the bog. Flush it.
(sighs) That's too bad.
I'm hungry.
But if you knew half the shit they get up to...
-Who was he?! -I don't...
of the merchandising.
Uh, my mom was thrilled.
Y-You're a Fed?
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la ♪
-I think maybe you can. -(chuckles)
Like an invisibility cloak.
Settle down. We're just, we're just talking.
Holy shit.
and...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
in geocentric orbit.
(grunts)
tough call.
MAN 2: I think she was an addict.
I'm not... Do you know who my favorite musician is?