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- Stay, boy, stay. - I'm a human being!
(singsongy): Going to the symphony.
those worms are definitely not gonna like this.
Not to mention, we're wonderful. Just in general.
You have baby Billy Joel brains.
Kids, tell your mom that she's a good mom.
Is the hamster okay?! Is the hamster okay?!
Gene's touched‐‐ his clothes, his sheets, his room.
We're in the middle of a pinworm epidemic.
Hey, guys, guess what we have in the basement.
- ♪ Butt worms ♪ - ♪ Doodley‐ooh ♪
Thank you. (grunts)
Also, for the record, the hamster slide
Maybe Mom didn't do this.
- Don't we all. - Let's get loopy!
Come on, wash them if you got them.
trying to catch those worms, you know?
We're not saying they didn't turn out pretty good, right?
♪ But now their report cards are full of Ds ♪
- Uh, I don't know. - Come on, Dad.
And my butt itches.
That's what I'm worried about.
I saw your dress shoes in the bathroom.
I‐I mean, uh, I'm excited to go.
Well, hopefully everyone paid attention to Mr. Frond's
Pinworms...!
I say we leave out of the fire escape.
Which I call mergies and acquizoozies.
Oh, it's itchy.
- Gross. - Yeah.
Bring back a hamster.
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, Dad.
- Bob, you look fine, come on. - BOB: No!
We're not getting hamsters.