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- and say, "There, there." - Okay, that's not really my...
She likes you very much. She loves you, Astrid.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm calculating differentials in geography,
I was new to her class,
What's wrong with that? Buicks are very fine automobiles.
Stay vigilant!
Gaudy, very big, and no elevator?
but you have to be able to read an audience, right?
I can't believe someone actually came in here
Oh, forget it, Lew. I cut the lines.
And this...
I better start easing them out,
- Give this to me. - Oh, thank you.
He had a jawline you could stab your sister with.
We're going out to dinner!
and this entire building down.
What the heck did he slip on?
He was so gorgeous that
Especially when the government's involved.
We'll ease you in the first couple of days.
was shaking my head a little bit.
Mama, where's your green dress?
And we, we are all so very proud of you.
I know I'm not really doing stand-up.
And deaf and married, but keep an open mind.
- Possibly. - Asshole. - Asshole.
It would revolutionize the communications industry.
- Yes! - Well, I can't tell anymore.
Ha.
I want no part of Sputnik panic.
So... my boy told me he was having a bite with you,
- Midge. - Joel, please...
and she thought it was cute
At least divorcée sounds continental.
- Girls from work. - Hmm.
I was just calling to touch base.
It's a special occasion. That-That's all.
and I sort of fake-punched his arm...
I fucking quit, Susie.
It shouldn't be too big a problem.
Is that my blouse?
- and then the Third Reich. - "Right."
I'm almost too afraid to go.
He's picking up our tab.
- Of course. - I'd like to defend your honor.
Come. You'll-you'll watch, you'll see, you'll understand.
I wonder if there really was a General Tso.
- I'll take it, ma'am. - Thank you, Zelda.
- about each other. - I like that about us.
* *
Well... sex.
Hey, what was the deal with you and that guy?
You're gonna want to see this.
* Well, that's no surprise *
- I didn't know you'd be here. - How could you?
The kids do not have your Finchley cuff links.
I told you my life was crap, you sold me the Mermaid Ice,