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Andy, would you like to have my baby? Yes! Yeah.
She's nature's bounty. You don't flash around a newborn baby.
Shortchanged.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(SCOFFS)
Damn it, Phyllis, it was hard enough to convince Jan to come.
(LAUGHS)
Damn it, Phyllis. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I a baby daddy
(PHONE DIALING)
did you have an immediate connection with that baby?
So this is Astird? Astrid.
Oh no, my child!
weave it!
That’s not a baby You want to hold me, see how you feel?
Hello, ladies. How is my shower going?
Anyway, she is incredibly fat and enormous right now,
yes i want georgette to ruin my life yes waste me. I miss you. I wish i was toxed i want georgette to ruin my life yes. my life is. Ruined yeah.
Michael wrote down “Astird.”
(SHUSHING) No, you can't have it. It's too late.
This is Stacy. The one who does the Murakami-style collages.
Could you take... (WHISPERING) Sure.
I know, Kevin. Why do we have to pay money
Ahoy, matey! Ahoy!
weave it!
to pay respect to her bloated feelings.