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Got it. This is more of a personal, um… thing.
-Skittles! -♪ We never learn ♪
-Oh, and a word of advice? -[stall door creaking]
Guys, he was glowing, okay?
The point I'm trying to make is that I saw something crazy last night.
-Cargo shorts. -Ha-ha! Cargo shorts.
He was actually, literally glowing.
-Yeah, he didn't last long. I found him. -[chuckles]
And who knows? I mean, maybe you did us a favor.
Plus, he's got a great can.
Can you tell Tom's buttocks to fuck off?
The whole point of taking Adderall and margaritas is so you don't remember.
Hi. Do you guys have any questions at all, or ready to order?
-You can't just make people glow. -Mm, because people don't glow, Am.
♪ Hope you're wearin' your best clothes… ♪
Okay, I don't like to pull rank, but I can't have you threatening each other.
Oh, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to divulge my source.
If you want us to believe something this crazy is true, prove it.
I'm wondering if we could maybe not have a talk right now.
Maybe if you had asked me out, you know, back then and we would have gone out,
or stabbed, or like, you know,
Because my father and I, um…
Yes, because it's playing.
How am I supposed to prove that, Tom?
[sighs]
-I love that for you. -We're good. We're good.
-Everything okay, guys? -Good. Great.
Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it.
It's just, you do take a lot of recreational drugs.
Go in my pocket, pull out a mint. Popped a mint. It's not a mint.
I just was wondering, um, if you'd like to go out sometime?
[music stops]
'cause my Dad and I make roast chicken all the time.