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It reflects well on Mulctuary Money Management
featuring a special sequence of demeaning menial tasks.
♪ Comfort, joy, and safety Are among the things they lack ♪
Expensive.
♪ The sun has come up The day has begun ♪
Luckily, your new gym teacher has a solution. Jim.
We have nothing in our lives but all these bags of money,
Throw them off the stage, and I'll start my dance over with extra twirls.
[Bass] How long was hot water bottle number 53?
Remember, you will die.
I want your energy dumped on my head so it can run down my face like lotion.
And for Sunny, a professional reappraisal
Hmm. They're in that shack.
That's it?
- That hardly seems sporting. - Fine, I'll take on the bookworm.
Isn't it time for your little light to shine?
[Klaus] And Isadora, take this. Keep it.
- [laughs] - [Duncan] We found the book!
♪ And my name is Carmelita! ♪
[growls]
Trying out new fashion, new music, playing with matches, that sort of thing.
[automated voice] This is not Count Olaf.
Thank you, Vice Principal Nero. And Baudelaires,
Why would a notorious criminal need running shoes?
I haven't been this exhausted
You must be Carmelita Spats.
But a dark day also refers to a time when something terrible is going on.
- But the woman you were talking about... - Settling down started World War I.
"Coach Genghis," she said to me,
I know this one. Did you tell them to stand up?
[theme song playing]
For running.
All right, orphans, start going around and around in circles.
- We'll pass those exams. - Of course we will.
Me, too?
I bet they taught you the same thing our parents taught us.
- My sister and I won't sit... - [shushes]
[typing]
You've been spending too much time with extracurricular activities.
and then perhaps I'll be invited to join a legitimate orchestra.
[Duncan] VFD! You have to remember!
Oh! Coach Genghis, come on in.
Let's do some studying of our own.
Yeah. Oh.
I have this feeling we're never going to see you again.
- You must be Vice Principal Nero. - Is that candy?
As anyone who has been to junior college knows,
It's too late to cover it up with a probably overpriced running shoe.
Whatever you're up to, Count Olaf, we will put a stop to it.
I'm against religious persecution, but I can't speak for the orphans.
[Klaus] I've never flunked a test, but I got every measurement wrong.
That's why I have developed the Special Orphans Running Exercises,
She edited my résumé, highlighting my musicianship...
It may not be particularly wise, but it's a thrill to be in disguise.
because I am here to fail you more
What's so important about a sugar bowl?
We're no closer to figuring out his scheme.
This so-called gym teacher is the notorious villain Count Olaf.
and the number of geese on the farm
like a puzzle with a piece missing, or one half of a broken spyglass.
How can he get our fortune as a gym teacher?
This so-called Coach Genghis is Olaf in disguise.
so there go all my Popsicles.
- Who can't be beat? - A dead horse!
What sane man would disguise himself four times in a row?
instead of clogging up a classroom.