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We have lived our lives for ourselves, totally ignoring the Lord!
My life is good now, Saddam.
Do you still love him?
Now let me explain how communion works.
Forgive me, Heavenly Father!
"This sort of penetration will increase
Look, Saddam, I know that you and Satan had a relationship.
Sister Anne told us we have to confess all our sins,
Yeah, what if we hadn't?
and confessing all your sins so that God can forgive you.
That is all. Peace be with you.
You see, Christians use Hell
Hey, there's a window in the back that's usually open.
Oh, son of a bitch!
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
Oh, boy.
Everybody loves a hookie-lau
We will be!
I can't do this.
S is for Satan
The priest here said that people with mental handicaps might end up in Hell.
You live forever in horrible pain, in burning agony.
- So we don't burn. - Yeah. I'll see you later, Mom.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 7 x 11 x 29 = 3248
Oh, no.
Well, let's see. I'd like to start, if I may, back when I was two-and-a-half.
Yeah. Yeah, it's just the movers.
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
Thank you, Mr. Mackey. Hello, everyone.
And then this one time, I put super glue all over the priest's Bible...
Come on. The stupid light won't change.
You're doing unnatural things in the house of God!
- No, Chris. - It's okay if you do.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
The guy in there said I have to say 54 Hail Marys.
Where was I gonna go? Detroit?
All sinners are there in misery, dying over and over and over.