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lt's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dummy.
I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 0. Guess it, and you die first.
... the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
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Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.
I'm gonna take action. lt's time to check my retirement fund.
Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. . . .
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Terrific. Now, consider the following:
And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal.
To show them who's crazy, l'll execute some of you. You?
Dear employee. Has it really been five, 10 or 15 years? If not, please disregard this and get back to work.
Ah, the years. So many memories. . .
Now stand back I gotta practice my stabbing
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I think I'm a creator, but that doesn't make me a creator. These clothes do.
Mr. Fry, do you recognize the robot hugging on you in this here hologram?
That's a plus sign, you loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
He looks like a little insane drunken angel.
l sure do! That's the real robber. . .
-Huzzahs are in order. -Huzzah.
Ah, the 67th Amendment.
l won't testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
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What's with the getup?
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