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l am a battle-droid, protecting the weak from crazy robots.
When were you planning the breakout?
Blood? Robots don't have blood. l must be a--
Beep.
We can control that with medication
2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 5 x 13 = 4680
But I'm not a robot! l don't like having disks crammed into me.
Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes:
Well, you meet half the qualifications.
-You old lunatic! How you been? -Not bad. Not bad.
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What is the meaning of this symbol?
-Pleased to meet you. -We've met.
The car dealer? l guess his prices really were insane.
Whee!
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Yes? What? You say if l testify l'll be killed?
l can't take much more of this. l want out of here!
A few months in an insane asylum? l could do it on my head.
At least l have friends on the outside. Bender's been no help at all.
It's Empty Because You Haven't Paid Into It, You dumb stinkbug.
Don't kill me! I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome. . .
You're not a tool-bot or a food-mo-tron. You're not a robot of any kind.
Oh, lots of reasons.
Tear it so most of the beads are on my end!
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