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Hey.
You know, you are now the official sponsor...
- And? - And what?
What do you got tonight? A hot date?
That's your whole dog-and-pony show?
Just because that happened to you, doesn't mean it'll happen to me.
Want me to take you back to your dad's?
Come to the floor, Sandy. Everything makes more sense on the floor.
Are you thirsty at all? I'm feeling a little parched.
Good thing his wife has surgically enhanced flotation devices.
You have a hot tub. Ever use it?
But she's been pouring her heart out to me...
Good evening.
If by "magic" you're referring to the card game, then sadly, yes.
Bob The builder
- Your mom is seeing Caleb Nichol. - What? What are you talking about?
That's like the 909 of the East.
Remember when we bought it, we had lunch in Beverly Hills?
I wanna make it work. No matter what.
You live a hard life, Summer.
But thanks.
- What do you usually do on dates? - Never actually been on one.
- I could sneak over whenever. - Parents are weird.
Mom, would you please fill me in?
Again, not tracking.
If you figure it out, let me know.
I've never actually slept with someone before.
- By "they" you mean Sandy and... - Rachel, yes.
I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.
...who, I don't know, talk about our thoughts.
So I know that you and I haven't always seen eye to eye...
Honey, I will always love your father.
- You like Seth Cohen. - No!
No school. No parents. Just us.
I'm that guy?
This is a pretty good date.