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- Don't start with me. - After tonight, I'm done with you.
Good night.
But Summer's three favorite activities are shopping, tanning and waxing.
You.
...but I want to say that I'm sorry.
She's going with him?
My mom bought it for me. It seems appropriate.
Was it me, or did your father-in-law basically accuse us of having an affair?
- Hey. - Hi.
I mean, aren't they just the perfect couple?
- And not just about my parents. - We're gonna be late.
- What time did you get home? - Almost 2.
There were...? How many times were there?
Do me a favor and go tell that kid puberty started.
It's, like, totally dark but totally visual.
- I did no such thing. - He's so modest.
I'm sorry.
Hi, Ryan.
No, you put it with the Land Trust documents.
Thanks.
I can't believe the lit mag won't publish my limericks. That's censorship.
No offense.
We are. So I guess you're finally hearing some of mine.
So, what are you doing now?
They're working together. That's all.
Where's the Sandman?
Stop! I do not like Seth Cohen.
- Did you have the talk? - No. I like to lead by example.
I think I'm ready for our first date.
You may be okay with lying to Marissa, but not me.
Maybe there's something there. Use that.
I thought that you didn't do girlfriends.
- Nothing. - Nothing, huh?
Are you making fun of me? I can't tell.
There's my beautiful daughter, Marissa. Please join us.
"Father and son-in-law fight for the Heights."
You're gonna need it.
I'd settle for that. What time?
Please?