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Why not include the land adjacent to the land adjacent to the wetlands?
- What's that smell? - Perfume.
I can't until Sunday. I have a charity thing tomorrow.
...Sandy and Kirsten Cohen.
We had a date Saturday night. There was a whole thing happening.
Your mother was in the neighborhood and wanted to see how we're doing.
I've just never been a boyfriend before.
Yeah. But then I'd have to talk to my mom.
- Sorry about what? What did I miss? - You should talk to him.
If that's too hard, go give Jimmy a call.
Thank you. Now my daughter Kaitlin will pick the winner...
I don't, and this is not a good way to start. At least you'll be there.
No. No way.
- Julie. - Kirsten.
Like how do you feel about Newport charity events?
I think I'm gonna get a couple of Mountain Dews to take the edge off.
...how you made her a CD of songs with the word "summer" in it.
- Do you want to go to the bar? - Yeah, you can. Thanks.
And I was wrong.
Yeah, and look how well that turned out.
I won't. Who'd I bring? I can't take Summer.
Well, look, maybe we'll get lucky and settle at the conference tomorrow.
- I feel so... - Insignificant?
You're never here. Who am I gonna talk to if I don't talk to my dad? Seth?
Same to you. I don't know what that means.
- I'll keep working on it. - You've done enough.
Right. Not all of us have cocktail parties to go to on yachts.
And don't forget, it's tax-deductible.
- No, but clearly you have. - Only because it's, like, totally obvious.
I didn't say "cheese."
- I'm just gonna run to the girls' room. - I gotta go too.
When you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic: The Gathering.
- She told me she didn't know. - How helpful.
- There's pot roast in the... - I ate.
Maybe this weekend, we could spend a whole night together.
Me neither. I'm usually climbing out the window or back into the front seat.
Well, you did them, but you, you know...
...because apparently all I do...
- We obviously don't believe in that. - We don't?
- Lf you're not home by 10:00... - Yeah?