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Maybe we could tell Julie we're not going and go anyway.
You're gonna become depressed. Then you'll need medication...
Your wife is rich. You live in a house you've never paid for.
Oh, what do you know? Luke.
We put a bid in on a new development, and the counteroffer's outrageous.
- How are you? - Coop! Starving.
- It's all in the past. - Really?
Seriously, relax.
No. It's not for me. It's gonna be water-polo guys and their girlfriends.
Oh, my God. Call an ambulance, somebody!
You're right, I know. It's just...
I have spent this entire weekend listening to you women judge Jimmy.
It's for Julie, to divorce his sorry ass.
It's contingent upon you making full restitution.
Seth will explain everything.
What else can I do?
Your house is valued at 3.2, you got 2.6 in equity. That's a good start.
...is garbage.
But the girls are hot.
Your parents pay for everything. I can't keep taking their money.
Yeah. Your mac and cheese was pretty good too.
When I met Jimmy, I had nothing. No money.
...and start all over with nothing as a family.
Your dad let me in. Seems like he's doing better.
...a community your daughters and I would like to remain a part of.
- What's up, man? - Hey.
- I do enjoy the crazy honeys. - You're not going.
Yeah. Hey, Donnie, I'm gonna head out.
- I'm sorry. - Son of a bitch! You're a thief!
I was gonna do stuff. Donnie, it was really good to meet you.
Seth Cohen, your friendly neighborhood pimp, at your service.
- All right. - Okay.
Welcome to Newport, where things only appear to be casual.
- Want a sip? - I want more than that.
I'm off to fire my cleaning lady.
There's a lame beach party, typical Newport scene.
Now, you got a date, okay? So you have to go.