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He did Carol's divorce. She got everything.
I remember as a kid, if I saw a limousine driving...
I'm sorry.
No one wants to see you with Luke more than me.
How would I have known?
You know what, man? We should go.
Okay. So...
We'll drink their beer, dance with their honeys and have a good time.
All I was thinking about in that ambulance was...
- We should go. - What did you say to me?
We have a deal. My domain's the kitchen and the bedroom. His is the office.
What's uncalled-for is your $500-a-day coke habit in college.
Not as much as he loved you.
He's a good cook.
But aren't you, like, the busboy?
You wanna be my lawyer? How long do you wanna send me away for?
Julie will...
Okay, Mom, except that I am.
Ryan, we're like two samurai, really.
Luke wouldn't be in the hospital.
Your parents will work it out. Your mom will go away this weekend...
He didn't buy ponies and jewelry for himself.
Working on the weekend?
Yeah. We're doing guy stuff.
But I will be cooking. Macaroni and cheese. It's my specialty.
I'm sorry if I upset you. It wasn't my place.
Wanna be there when Marissa graduates? You wanna watch Kaitlin grow up?
I don't think she wants to talk.
Girls, this isn't helping Julie relax. Isn't that why we're here?
- Everything with her and her dad... - Do you know what your problem is?
...it'd be the best thing that ever happened to you?
Okay.
Chino. Come here, man. I want you to meet some of my boys.
- How's it going? - Never better.
I get it. Okay, man? I definitely understand.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
...because united we're unstoppable, but divided it's like...
Having to live with the shame of what your father's done?
- Hey, babe. - Hey.
What are you talking about?
It should go well with the grilled cheese.
You wanna grab that? These are almost done.
You know, switch up my look?
Of course, living here does have its upside.
- Is it true he's going to jail? - He stole a lot of money...
It's important that you understand the predicament you're in.
I'm trying to get to the bar.
I'm totally crispy.