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- Fun. - Cool.
It's vodka, very good. I'll do the...
- This town sucks. The best I could do. - I can't.
- Where is he? - I don't know. He's out, I guess.
You guys should have broken up a long time ago.
Kirsten, that was very uncalled-for.
Yes, he made a big mistake. But life is complicated, and none of us is perfect.
That's funny.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Then why don't we go? I'm ready. - No, I'm ready.
Who knew that when he knocked me up...
- So how'd it go with the dancer? - Actually...
Why? You don't even like me.
- Newport kids must make you sick too. - Sounds like you're a fan.
Nor do I. A bunch of dudes who enjoy wearing Speedos.
Look, if you don't wanna do this...
So I talked to my friend, the securities attorney, this morning.
Yeah, I'll let you borrow it when I'm done.
I don't want a new life. I want my old one back.
- Hey. - Hey.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
What do we do? Where do we go? I have no car, no money.
Thanks. That'd be great.
I feel like ever since I got here, everyone's life's just gotten worse.
- Right. - But thanks.
Now, she does have a serious boyfriend, but she's looking into...
She's our friend.
- Oh, yeah? - I tell you what.
So maybe this way we can all be friends. We can all hang out.
Sandy, what happened to our car?
- This dancer. - Dancer?
- And, well, this is an emergency. - Okay.
You were probably in there, staring back at me.
I'll be right there.
No, no, no. Please, no. You guys go. I have to...
Could you turn the air on, please?
How do you feel about a little thing that I like to call...
And we need to have respect for each other before meeting in battle.
It's not gonna be easy.
Well, our wives are away for the weekend. We could...
He's okay. He's with his parents, third floor.
- But, hey, we're here now, right? - Yeah.
Is that you really need to be aggressive, okay?
Why don't you help me out? How about another date?