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Go to Hell, Go to Hell. Fucking Daddy!
Did you guys see this article in "The New York Times"?
Sir!
You know, I have-- I have my kids with me.
We ll. So what is this?
Shut up.
Big tits and big hairy pussies. That's been in your pocket since you was a kid?
Hey this is mine mine mine mine mine mine mine Mine mine mine mine mine
Is that me?
that you're not used to?
Ladies and gentlemen, we're making our final descent
I just feel weird around him, that's all,
so that he won't take it home to his wife.
Yeah?
How are you yourself? I'm okay.
and I had it shipped to Boston
and boots, you know?
Listen, why I want to see you-- Okay.
Quickly dear. Stay in here. And don’t come out
Fancy.
Well, clearly, your body wasn't ready to take it all in
You jack off to your own
Do you know what he told me?
it's hard sometimes, but, y'know, boilerplate misery,
Yeah, I was with my uncle and...
there can be no separation.
Um...