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He is very special to me.
We have got to step it up.
That's it.
and he wants me to give the same speech
They couldn't find cowboy hats big enough for my kids' heads,
I am not letting that bird die.
Yeah, I noticed that.
What are you doing to Grizz?
Um... "Friend from the neighborhood.
I'm impressed, Tracy.
What did you say?
He's become listless,
This is Argus.
Love is patient.
Crying like a baby.
Pete!
You've got to convince Grizz to choose you.
Then why are you throwing a fit about it?
Of course.
Pete, there you are.
His daughter, his lovely wife, his even lovelier mistress,
Let's not do this in front of everybody.
So nice to meet Paul.
What if he rolls over on his back
Look at me.
No one at all.
The welfare of this bird is your only concern.
So you know about Paul's act.
Uh, peacocks can live up to 40 years.
This is crazy.
HOW IS YOUR THING WEIRDER THAN MINE
And our friend, Argus, would strut
God, how did he get up here so quick?
are you soaking your tampons in Panera lemonade
We can't do the Kardashian sketch.
Oh, come on.
But I want to pick Dotcom...
We really were the Sam and Diane of this place.
No, Don owned Argus long before he bought N.B.C.
Frankly, I don't know what to do.