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experience some sort of spiritual epiphany?
- Yes! - She said yes!
You need to tell them about all that money
Twine, someone's shoelaces, heavy duty scissors.
And then they suck the baby dick itself to stop the bleeding.
Holy sweet mother of Moses.
and find your purpose.
You are dark, dude.
This is our second date, mind you.
And it really is incredible.
Ew, Cornell?
Any second, there's gonna be an explosion
If you move about the cabin, please proceed with caution.
after everything that just came out of your mouth.
- Um, excuse me, sir? - Ab, Ab.
So you will be Rachel H-2.
So we wake up in Wantagh, New Jersey.
Yeah.
Hey.
I am loving your comfort despite the circumstances.
We need to call dispatch.
He didn't get it off, man!
Absorbency...
Well, I saw Jesus.
and you never said anything.
out-of-body experience where I was in... heaven.
They get to have it?
- Okay. - You know what?
I'm buying champagne!
All right, woman up.
I lost 200 pounds in two years,
No cabs anywhere.