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I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
I WAS GOING TO POUR BRANDY.
I GOT UPSET, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T.
YES.
SO, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK TO SCHOOL?
BEAUTIFUL!
THEY DIDN'T MAKE AN EGG MAP.
NO, BUT THE MOON WAS VERY BRIGHT.
POUND YOUR CHESTS. WE'LL BE WAITING.
OH.
GOT TO KEEP THAT PROPORTION COST LOW.
HE WAS DELIVERING A BOOKCASE FOR MY MOM.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD LUNCH WITH ALEX, DAD?
THEY SET ME UP WITH A GIRL THEY LOVED,
WE ARE CAPITALIZED.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? JUST A HEADS UP.
AND VICE VERSA, I'M SURE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU SMELL THAT SMELL? YEAH.
NO, NO, THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY.
HE'S NOT YOUR TAILOR. I LET HIM DOWN!
THE CART, THE HEATER, ME.
BUT EASTER WAS OVER A WEEK AGO.
* IF YOU NEED
AND THAT'S ALL BEFORE LUNCH.
SO I KINDLY OFFERED TO SELL HENNESSY'S MY EXCESS SUPPLY.
I'VE LOST MY APPETITE.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
SHE'S HIS WIFE.
FRIDAY WOULD BE PERFECT.
SHE'S SO SELFISH. WOMEN.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THOSE BIG, HEAVY, METAL THINGS?
SHE'LL BE OKAY.
FLOWER SHOW'S TOMORROW.
YOU DIDN'T DRESS UP FOR OUR BENEFIT, I HOPE.
NOW, GOOD LUCK, AND LET THE HUNT BEGIN.
THEY'RE BUYING A ROLLS-ROYCE? NO, BUT THEY ARE THE TOWNHOUSE,
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THIS NOW?
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
ON THE CONTRARY -- IT BREEDS DAILY.
COME AGAIN, MRS. CASINI.
WE FOUND THREE MORE, TAYLOR.
OH, YEAH?
IT'S SMALLER THAN OURS, BUT VERY POWERFUL.
FRESH FROM SLOPPING THE PIGS.
ELSA SAID TO SAY THAT DINNER'S IN 15 MINUTES.
NOW, THIS WORK IS GOING TO BE EXHAUSTING AND, YES, DISGUSTING,
FOUND ONE!
REGARDLESS, I HOPE YOU WILL BE KIND TO HER AT DINNER.
IS THERE GONNA BE A SAD LITTLE GOING-AWAY PARTY
WELL, UH, LINDSAY'S GOT HER HEART SET ON HAVING A TOWNHOUSE
OH, I SHOULD GO GRAB THAT GIN THAT FLOYD LIKES.
YOU WANT TO PAY ME
GOTTA GET THE EGGS.
ARE WE STOOPING THAT LOW?
COME ON DOWN TO LUKE'S,
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE AGAIN. IT'S FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.
ALL RIGHT, DAVEY, HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE.
SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL DEBUTANTE -- THE HIT OF THE NIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T YELL.
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
IT'S LIFE AND DEATH, WHAT WE DO.
IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
BIG MISTAKE.
AND SO THEY MELTED THEM DOWN AND THEY'RE GONE.
HE...
AND THIS JOB WITH TOM HAS BEEN PERFECT.
YOUR CHARITY IS LIMITLESS.
WHO WAS THAT? MY FATHER.
BOB'S BRILLIANT, HUH? HE'S A RHODES SCHOLAR.
HMM? YOUR FATHER?
ONLY BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR PENSION UP AS COLLATERAL.
IT'S LOWERING THE LANDING GEAR.
SHOULD I GIVE HIM A HAND?
OH, HO, HO. HE'S GONNA BE BIG.
AS WELL AS I KNOW HIM, I KEEP UNDERESTIMATING HIM.
THANK YOU, CAROL.
YOU WANT SOMETHING? WHY?
DID HE HAVE TO GIVE HIMSELF TWO WEEKS' NOTICE? NO.
BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU, BUT YOU LET ME DOWN.
SINCE THE "PETTICOAT JUNCTION" MARATHON IN '97.
WOULD YOU SHOVE THAT IN THE KID'S MOUTH?
DAD!
A FEW YEARS AGO, REMEMBER?
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN A WHILE.