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YOU'VE GOT MY TRUST.
I'M GUESSING THE DAY-OLD SUSHI IS OUT.
THESE I HID FOR ME.
'65.
WE THOUGHT WE'D START THE EVENING OUT HERE.
AND THE KIDS HAD A BLAST HUNTING THEM DOWN,
YOU JUST DESCRIBED HOW STRONGLY YOU FELT
WE NEED TO TALK.
OH, THAT'S DARLING.
WELL, IMPRESS THEM NOW WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW.
AND I HAVE TO ASSUME IT'S COMING FROM THE DINER.
SO, HOW'S MARRIED LIFE TREATING YOU?
SO, YOU THINK -- YOU THINK SHE HEARD?
[ SIGHS ]
ME TOO.
WELL, YOU USUALLY GET SOMETHING HERE.
KIRK, I JUST HAD A SPAT WITH MY SOURBALL DISTRIBUTOR,
YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MOMENTUM. I NEED THE MONEY.
I THINK LINDSAY MAY HAVE OVERHEARD ME
FLOYD, CAROL, OUR DAUGHTER, LORELAI,
THANK YOU FOR LOOKING LIKE YOU WEREN'T TOO BORED ALL EVENING.
SO, HE'S JUST WORKING FULL-TIME?
YOU DIDN'T ORDER IT FROM ME.
THE LAST -- YOU PICKED SOME SCREWY PLACES TO HIDE THEM.
FINE, FINE.
THAT'S A NICE OFFER, KIRK,
SO WHERE'S THE PASSION NOW, HUH? WHERE IS IT?
HOW'S EMILY?
[ Hoarsely ] VERY BADLY.
HELLO. HI.
DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.
TELL ME IF YOU'VE DONE ANYTHING -- ANYTHING ILLEGAL.
YOU FOUND A WAY TO RECTIFY THE PROBLEM.
BUT, NO, SHE NEEDS A TOWNHOUSE AND A ROLLS-ROYCE.
HI, HONEY. HI, MOM.
* IF YOU NEED
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I HAD TO SIT ON HIS LAP. IT WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
GOD, I'M SORRY. I MISSED IT AGAIN.
YOU'RE BEING EXTREMELY CHARITABLE.
PROBABLY AT CAMP.
WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?
BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS A BRIGHT SIDE TO THIS EVENING.
IT'LL BE OKAY.
HUNDREDS OF BOXES, CASH, ON THE BARRELS,
I APOLOGIZE FOR HOW THIS ENDED.
THEY ARE WHEN YOU LIVE WITH GUYS THAT EAT 10 OF EVERYTHING
I LET THE WHOLE TOWN DOWN.
AAAH!
THAT IS NOT GOOD!
THE LARGEST BOTTLE OF VODKA KNOWN TO MAN.
SORRY I DIDN'T GET TO THAT ANECDOTE, RICHARD.
I'M COMBING IT DIFFERENTLY.
I DESERVED IT. YOU WERE CONCERNED.
VERY.
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND THIS GIANT ANVIL --
[ HUMMING ]
HOW ABOUT HERE?
I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YEAH, THAT'S THE POINT. IT'S A DARK CORNER.
AND DELIGHT IN THEM.
THEY'RE BAD SEEDS.
TOP O' THE MORNING RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
IT MUST BE FOR THAT.
OR SHOOT IT AT HIM OUT OF A GIANT SLINGSHOT
I DIDN'T HAVE A TAPE RECORDER, EMILY.
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YOU.
AND WE'RE KIND OF CRAMPED WHERE WE ARE,