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OH, I'M SLEEPY.
FOUR WORDS. TWO WORDS.
YOU HAVE BROUGHT DISASTER DOWN UPON US!
OHH, DINNER WITH MY PARENTS?
SMOOTH. '63?
WE HAVE TO FIND EVERY LAST EGG.
TO PUT MY FAVORITE CIGARS ASIDE FOR ME --
YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY.
Hhhhhhu Hhhhhhuuu
SHE'S GOT A BIG PAPER DUE NEXT WEEK AND LOTS OF READING.
JACKSON SAID, "TOUPEE GUY SAYS WHAT?"
HELLO, ALL.
FIVE MONTHS.
HOUNDING YOU ABOUT SCHOOL LIKE THAT -- IT ALL CAME OUT WRONG.
HOW DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO FEEL ABOUT MY BUSINESS?
OR WE'VE GOT SKUNKS AGAIN.
ACTUALLY, HE'S MARRIED.
IT'S ONE OF THE FALLACIES ABOUT WHAT WE DO.
THEY CRAWLED UNDER HOUSES, MET THEIR FATE,
IT'S FUN THE FIRST 599 FEET,
YOU'RE JUST WARMING UP. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A CLOSER.
DINNER.
YOUR FATHER?
NO, OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S FINE.
SO, WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
WELL, I HATE THAT BOOKCASE. I WISH YOU HAD NEVER ORDERED IT.
RICHARD, YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET DIGGER WALK AWAY
HAVE YOUR OWN COMPANY UNDER OUR UMBRELLA.
IN FIVE MINUTES, YOU'RE ALL GONE.
YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME AGAIN, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIRE 'EM UP!
WELL, A MAP WAS NOT MADE THIS YEAR, GOOD TOWNSFOLK.
I WAS BORN WITH THIS BAD BACK.
THAT WAY WE CAN -- THAT'S ENOUGH, KIRK!
YOU'RE CREATIVE, RICHARD. IT'S ONE OF YOUR MANY STRENGTHS.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YEAH, MOM, TOO.
AND ONLY CERTAIN CLIENTS WERE OFF LIMITS,
OH, I'LL GO GET IT.
HE WOULDN'T BE EXPERIENCING THIS PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA.
YOU KNOW, SHE REALLY MISSES EMILY -- MISSES HER COMPANY.
YES, BUT IT WAS A WHITE LIE. IT WAS A TIMING ISSUE.
WE'RE GONNA DO IT, TAYLOR!
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG CUTICLE DAMAGE TAKES TO HEAL?
THAT'S SO ON THE NOSE.
SHE SENDS MY GRANDDAUGHTER OUT TO DO HER JOB.
AND I DID IT JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
WAIT, THE COMPANY IS SMALLER THAN YOURS?
AND BOURBON WITH A SPLASH OF BRANCH WATER, RIGHT, CAROL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, YOU KNOW -- WE FOUND THREE MORE, TAYLOR.
I'M SORRY, OKAY? I'M REALLY SORRY.
RICHARD, NICE TO SEE YOU.
GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE DOESN'T GUARANTEE YOU A JOB ANYMORE.
AND THEN 45 AND THEN 50
DID SHE ASK YOU TO DO SOME VACUUMING, TOO?
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT JUST-CAME- FROM-WORK LOOK ABOUT YOU.
I KNOW YOU DON'T.
YEAH? YOU GOING?
ARE THERE ANY LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS FROM ANYONE?
A GIRL CAN'T DRESS UP A LITTLE?
WELL, I'VE SEEN MOM OCCASIONALLY,
HE'S A LITIGATOR NOW. VERY BITTER MAN.