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TELL HIM THAT HE KEEPS FORGETTING TO PUNCH OUT --
SO THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE.
YEAH, IT'S NOT A VERY COMFORTABLE CHAIR.
I'M SORRY.
YOU WERE THE BEST MY FATHER'S COMPANY EVER HAD.
NO, YOU GUYS GO. CIRCLE THE FIRE.
YOU DID A DANCE WITH SOMEBODY, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
MORE THAN HALF ARE STILL MISSING,
HOW ABOUT I JUST GET A NEW CHAIR? THAT'LL WORK.
GET IT UP TO SNUFF SO I STOP EMBARRASSING YOU.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
THIS IS A CARTOON?
I SWOOPED IN AND BOUGHT ALL OF MY FAVORITES IN BULK --
WHAT IS GOING ON? I SHOULD GET MY PURSE.
AND THEY DIDN'T EXACTLY FIND THEM ALL.
HI, LINDSAY.
WHO LOOKS VERY HAPPY IN YOUR ARMS.
OH, YES, HE CHA-CHA'd.
THAT'S A BIG "IF," BUT THAT COULD HAPPEN.
AND HE SAW US WITH BOB, TOO.
IT'S GONNA BE A BLOODBATH. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
BUT BY THE TIME THE COURTS FIGURE OUT THE SITUATION,
YOU KNOW, I SMELLED SOMETHING, TOO,
YOU MEAN HERE? THEY ALREADY TRIED IT THERE.
BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT NEED WIPING OUT --
HEY, MELBA TOAST.
I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO MAKE THE TRIP. NO, IT'S OKAY.
WHERE'S THAT AWFUL LIGHT COMING FROM?
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN EITHER.
COMING RIGHT UP.
YES, YES.
THANK YOU.
WELL, WE STILL HAVE NO FRIDGE, NO STOVE, AND NO MICROWAVE,
I'M STUPID. I LOVE YOU!
I'M NOT SEEING THE OLIVES THAT FLOYD LIKES.
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
"WE?" YOU WEREN'T BORN YET.
I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU, AND I THINK SCHOOL IS IT.
YEEEEEE-AHHHHH!
YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF HAVING THE MOON MOVED, ARE YOU, MOM?
EXCEPT THE BANYAN BOYS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T WAIT.
YES, MOTHER, IT'S A CARTOON.
OH, WHAT'S THE ROGUE UP TO NOW?
Richard: FLOYD, WAIT.
WELL, WE COULD ARRANGE THAT.
REVERSED THOSE LAST TWO WORDS.
I WASN'T IN A POSITION TO COUNTER.
WE ARE NOT UNPREPARED FOR A FIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOU, TAYLOR,
I THINK IT'S THE MOON.
I CAN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH IT,
IT'S NOT A TOUPEE.
JASON'S OUT.
THERE'S NO DISCO ANYMORE. THEY WIPED IT OUT.
THAT THEY KNEW THAT CHILDREN WOULD KNOW WHAT THEY WERE
SURPRISE.
YOU KNOW MY FATHER.
AHA. DIVOTS -- I DO PRODUCE A LOT OF DIVOTS. GOOD ONE.
AND WE DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WOULD LAST, SO WE TOOK A PATH.
I DON'T HEAR ANYONE CHIMING IN WITH RATIONAL THEORIES.
BEEF JERKY? DEFINITELY.