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Fuckin'... Shed 'em!
Plus, it's better than spending all his time on Tinder.
Pray tell, what are you doing on Grindr, Wayne?
I think I can help you.
Good. And you? Not too bad.
And they just walked over and yanked that thing out of my nipple
Somewhere along the way you kinda got soft.
Seen her new man? What a fucking dandy
Good way to get a finger in your bum.
Yeah. He's got fugazi‐diamonds in both ears
But only because you have this weird...
Eyes on your own work there Super chief
Although, I didn't peg you for a pipe fitter, Wayne.
at coyotes that night and caught one right in the butt hole, fuck.
The Federale pulls out his Taser,
DAN: Is there anymore trail mix?
(ALEXANDER LAUGHING) (DOOR OPENS)
those worm pickers kept coming in the night and trampling on our beans?
this Sunday, for an evening of song and praise.
Not just any girl. A good Christian girl.
Oh, okay. We've all thought about it.
Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
I'm not fightin' ya. I'm smackin' ya.
What do you do with the fertile, Wayne?
It's too bad she taught you not to fight anymore, buddy.
He's hunting bear now.
You looking for a tilly, buddy?
Oh, Jesus! Look at these nut sacks.
but sure as God's got sandals it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.
Oh, not s'bad. Good 'n you?
It's been almost a month now. Think you need to get back on the horse.
You made a good choice coming here, tonight.
You know what you need? Sex. With a girl.
Now, The Federales catch up to us and chase us through a few backyards
Margaret? Sounds like a biddy old blue‐hair'd.
Do I go inside and spread Angie right out on the bar when she gets here?
Nice execution. You're doin' terrific.
Last I seen ya, you were on a pack and a half of smokes.
(BURPS)
(INAUDIBLE)
"I will give it everything, everything.
Do you want to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?
What the hell are you doing? I'd ask you the same thing, you fuckin' tit.