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Sing 2
And you must be Wayne. Mmm‐hmm.
and if that thing doesn't latch onto my nipple ring,
And I just found out he's ambidextrous.
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
How are yous?
you've been so agonized by a woman you're now seeking the company of men.
I always regret coming to the surface with you, day‐walking hicks.
(SIGHS)
(BOTTLE SHATTERS)
Didn't I just catch you cruisin' Grindr?
Second question, has anyone seen...
Just a real ouchie, bro.
Like, "On a scale of one to America, how free are you right now?"
Tell the story or he won't shut up.
(WHIMPERS)
Hold your finger here for as long as you can.
I haven't seen this sort of fuckin' bedlam since we fired Roman Candles
Vaginal intercourse!
What are you skids doing out of your parents' basement, Stewart?
and he points it up at Wayne and says some real Clint Eastwood‐sounding shit.
What? Bieber eyes.
but never more than two packs of smokes.
Didn't peg you for a pipe fitter Pegged!
(GRUNTS IN PAIN)
Seen Angie with her new dude? What a fuckin' dandy.
♪ Sand paper rugged, sand‐sand paper rugged ♪
Told you to flush as you go. Fuck.
No move?
(GROWLING) (LAUGHING)
Christ be with you, Wayne. Hello.
(TROY LAUGHING)
Wow WWE news is that the only Tomorrow morning
Hunter S.? Charles Bukowski.
Just gimme my phone. Oh, yeah, sure thing.
It's called Tinder.
Seen Angie, with her new dude? What a fuckin' dandy.
In The Night Garden
You drove over to his house and broke his nose on his front lawn.