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My name... my name isn't Brian LeFevre.
I feel like I got to ghost the waitress for a while on this.
- Mandy. - Hi.
- Dee, we're looking for your eggs. - Where are your eggs?
Okay, you know what? I... this is nuts.
Oh, my God, are you serious?
I'm not sleeping next to Mac's dildo bike again.
be getting back to North Dakota now.
- Yeah, we haven't got any eggs. - I need an egg.
Oh, no, I've lost my lover.
Just don't be a whore, okay?
that's out of the question.
Or contact me ever again.
Christ, what am I gonna do here? And need I remind you,
- next to you, all right? You know what? - What?
taylor.... im gonna vore your hoof
- except for Dee. - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
here's what we're gonna do.
- Left-handed or right-handed, man? - What's going on here, dude?
Oh. Hmm.
It's just that we don't have sex.
Well, now what?
so, I got to do that.
so I'm gonna crash here.
guys, everybody just calm down, all right?
- He's actually my, uh... - Lover.
Oh, my God!
- And I'm gone. - Uh, no, no, no, hang on.
Of what?
Hey! Mandy. Hi.
I see you. You poke around the preschools
When this baby comes out, though,
I was able to track down versions of our old furniture,
- It's driving me crazy. - Wh... yeah, I mind.