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Uh, Frank, where's the, uh, millionaire?
for Brian, Jr. to have a relationship with his father.
Well, I figured since we got so used to sleeping in the same bed at Dee's,
Well, all right.
and this is the hard part... I...
Charlie, this... this paint could be full of lead.
- Dee! Egg! - Where is it?
I can't think straight.
I'm gonna smash it!
Yeah, right, but I already had sex with her.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
Because I don't want my kid to grow up like I did.
- She's always been a bitch. - Now who's being a bitch, Dee?
Oh, gee whiz, look how fancy this place is.
excited to have my old place back to myself.
And finally, all women's Achilles' heel... time.
Who-who just barges into someone's apartment
so why don't you whip me up a bowl of that popcorn.
- I mean, who does that? - No.
You don't know the first thing about it.
I think we're gonna need to make some changes around here.
You can sleep on the couch.
If you need more money, call me up,
- Uh-huh. Yes, it does. - Yeah.
Okay, I'm... I'm leaving. I'm going to go be a dad.
Uh, the baby.
Look, I'm just saying if you want to be a mom,
Oh, well...
She's asking for, like, groceries and shit.
Uh, guys, this is, uh,
It's like she's totally stalking me.
I didn't want to be wrapped up in the kid thing,
she calls me up, tells me she's pregnant.