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And this isn't just any breakup.
I am killin' the parenting game.
He lived on a boat in a driveway.
That was not a healthy relationship.
Was that 'cause he was dead?
Hey, how about Jamaican?
I should do this myself.
Molly, go brush your teeth. Dave, put your toys away, it is bedtime. I'm not going to bed Aunt Penelope!!! I wanna stay up and play!!!
Are you actually suggesting
Bless you, Grandpa.
I'm thinking Pat may be allergic to nuts.
Molly, I'm experiencing some emotions,
Wow, that's rich.
No.
Pat, you're allergic to Megan
that Megan is responsible for my hives?
Why can't I clear my head? I should be good at this.
Hey, Pat, how ya doing?
Thanks, Molly.
because this is over.
Yeah, you know, Allison's always saying that.
Why is she trying to hurt me?
And the banquet's in a few hours.
Clark, I got to be honest.
Anyway, I'm thinking of trying it before work tomorrow.
with the horror that is my face.
But I guess rough is what breakups are, right?
but to suggest she is responsible for my condition
Well, I'm glad it all worked out.
Oh, and Dad thinks it could make my face fall off.
Tickle party!
She is stressing you out, and it's making you sick.
let's just be honest with each other, okay?
or you need to end it.
This thing's been over for weeks.
You know, Megan, as much as I usually