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Anyway, I was coming here to quit.
Listen, we're here with mike.
When my vagina itches I take it in the ass
I need to talk to you guys.
Shit happens. What are you gonna do?
Well...
You understand the human condition, at least.
but please continue.
You think he's your friend, this cocksucker,
I'm not gonna debate you on this.
- Show some balls. - I got balls.
Good thing, else I'd never see you.
Get him on the phone.
You know how tough it is to eat a sausage and peppers without a cold one?
One phone call and it's over.
Had it all planned out. But guess what.
That you had a date begin with?
And let's be honest... white
back at me...
of his fat fucking mouth.
potentially multimillion - dollar proposition here, Christopher.
Fuck that shit, bro. I could hook you up in like 10 minutes.
Do you remember my girlfriend, Adriana...
Go away.
Good.
I didn't call him back.
I hate this fucking shit!
my dad, your hero,
finally starting to pay off.
They're immigrants,
- These are for his friend down at the union. - What union?
I don't want a blowjob.
Holy shit.
Walking.
The government has got money to burn.
we are not pleasant to be around.
- You want breakfast? - Yeah, all right.
- Anthony. - What?
and I mean completely.
You broke up. How long you want to cry about it?
You understand the human condition
with these other guys,
I hate this Fucking shit!