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Listen, I'm getting your money, okay?
You let our underage son go to a party at a strip club?
Because I love you, because I'm committed to my work,
- Mike, you got that? The Makita. - Yeah.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
In like 20 minutes.
- What's going on, baby? - Are you nuts?
half of them are fucking cokeheads.
When my vagina itches I take it in the ass
I gotta take a leak.
My fiancee left me.
His girlfriend, fiancee, whatever...
I've been totally fuckin' ostrafied.
I mean, it hurts, but...
Do you realize by the time Caitlin's out of college,
but this is my father-in-law we're talkin' about, tony, my family.
He tried to set up this other rookie, female, for rape and beating.
But then they meet up with this other group.
I just keep thinking about her.
You got any fuckin' emotion in there?
in a fetus position when he should be out banging coeds.
My hands felt like just two balloons
Get his shoes.
is hard when you're a salesman.
What are you doing up so early?
I feel bad for him, but what the fuck?
That non-alcoholic shit any good?
Whatever he's having.
all these pricks...
He sounded good. They were playing cards.
So Sil tells me
He stayed with his friends.
You know, in the back.
... against a 36-year-old out-of-shape lieutenant.
- How you doing? - This always helps.
Fuck no! No! No!
- Have you talked to him? - Till I'm blue in the face.
- I know a crutch when I see it. - So my dad?
This is a face-to-face business, Christopher.
When I was in college, it wasn't so much with the sports betting.
- Some people? - Exactly.
Because when we drink and we use,
- she refuses to discuss. - oh yeah?
All right, that's it. Enough's enough.
I'm gonna make some coffee, and then we're gonna call your sponsor.
Yo, Donna Amato, they're having a party and guess who's over there?
- Take over, okay, Felix? - What you do?
That non-alcholic shit
She was out of my life.
- That's fuckin' rocket fuel. - One more, one more.
but if I were you, I wouldn't make a problem where there ain't one.
all on that federal tit.
This shit with the tools... I know he set up the deal with the cubans,
Everybody gets the blues.
What's the point of anything? Stuff like that.
He's an emotional wreck, tony.
Oh, whoa, that's a good one.
Go out and get a blowjob.
My boss, for all his bullshit encouragement,
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