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I have friends who take that.
And I've been dealing with Al for two days.
All those years yanking it
Chris, it's 11-fuckin'-30.
My fiancee?
you're gonna shower tomorrow night, you're gonna shave,
I met a friend for coffee.
How's little Paulie?
- Point of what? - Just leave me alone.
I don't want fuckin' coffee.
for little Paulie's hospital bills.
We're here for the drills.
I called him recently, but he don't answer no more.
What, are you gonna cry?
All right.
Good night.
- Yeah? - He tore up my lawn, Ton'!
Nightmares?
Of course not. I'm glad you said something.
You sleeping a lot?
as long as you don't mind yesterday's pizza.
but my friends have abandoned me.
It's like when they're little,
- Who is it? - Me.
Oh come on! It'll be fun!
- Good. You coming Sunday, right? - Yeah. 2:00, she said.
whooop! slides right under the fuckin' door.
What's the matter?
fuckin' around with guys your own age...
It's not about me. AJ.
POV: Du wohnst in Bedburg
I don't want to hear it.
Hey, dude, you ever take chemistry?
- Hello? - It's me.
My friend, ralph cifaretto?
She's been wanting to get her teeth wet with the entertaining.
My heart's fuckin' breaking and you're blowing me off?
- Just relax, okay? - I am fuckin' relaxed.
it's over.
Nice to meet.
I can't help it.
The man with the erection.
- Good night, sweetie. - Get some sleep.
It's me.
Invite you to a party tomorrow night?
I was just grabbing a beer. What's up?
I fucking hate this shit!
Hey.
I'm tired,
What are you doing?
What were you saying?
whatever the fuck else he was squirting up his arm...
- What does? - Therapy, this.
I HATE THIS FUCKIN SHIT
Is letter would be placed in your file
What do I give a fuck? It ain't my union.
Drove his fuckin' car right up on the grass.
that would have major implications
That’s a huge plus nowadays.
What, Prozac?