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- I heard he burned down his old school. - I heard he killed a groundskeeper.
that would be A+ in my book.
- The what? - It's just a formality
(SIGHS)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Wow! Your first day at the new school.
Get him and string him up!
Those are last year's shoes!
Now if you'll excuse me, our company just went bankrupt.
Get education fraudulently
At my old school, I got so many A's, the teachers didn't even check my work!
People, I'm not who you think I am.
Their school system's the best!
Well done. Now let me validate your parking.
You have a show?
No windows, no parking and a man died here.
- Could you? - First, riddle me this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go meditate and smoke.
Take this as a warning, kids. Bart Simpson is the ultimate bad boy.
Not to worry. At this school, we've got a clean slate.
Because if you feel you have to put what you are on your shirt,
Four walls?
Fine! You can have your key back!
Tempting, tempting. Where's the bathroom?
I can't afford this place. It's way too fancy. Sometimes there's not a train going by.
(EX CLAIMS ANGRILY)
and now I date the starting point guard for the L.A. Clippers.
Lisa, I re-graded your paper from the other day
(GASPS)
(TRUMPET BLOWING)
Lego spaceship, poorly assembled.
Mom, that's brilliant!
You can come home when the heat's off.
Lousy hangover.
(GASPS)
- Hey! - Come on!
I love tapas.
(SNORING)
Mrs. Simpson, let me pour you a drink.
BIG TONY: You wanted a powwow, Chief?
Superintendent Chalmers! What are you doing at another school?