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But I admit that I probably went too far.
Man, fuck them studies, I want my weed.
if that's okay with you. Actually I prefer if, uh...
nuts dipped in honey. Mm-hm.
Here. This time you're gonna beat each other.
and you are free to go to California.
as I used to. 'Sup, old nigga?
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
I'm gonna go back to work and cry.
How dare you open my package.
Something funny?
Hey, Otis. Good to see you.
I'm a Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Tea Party!
Are you sure he's the guy to listen to
They ain't even paying the nigga.
No, wait. Sir, I'm placing you
She's a medical student who will be observing today
Settle down, please.
Oh. So I guess your choices are
Everybody wants to escape from their problems.
except almost cost me my family and my freedom.
can't smoke, but weed's not worth my freed...
Ooh, lay it on me, man.
Or maybe put me in touch with your supplier.
Hey, hold on there!
I only have a month to live? That would totally ruin
High blood pressure got you down?
a stroll around the block, 'cause I can.
of driving under the influence of marijuana,
Now your problem is how you handle the stress.
What in God's name are you talking about?
I don't want your joint. This just ain't no joint.
I'm the same granddaddy that you know and love.
Doo-shay? That's Officer Douche.
This isn't happening! It's not happening!
What, I can't say "weed"? Shh.
I don't even like him either.
and the God Bud, and the Ice Marijuana,
You liked it. That shit was off the chain, wasn't it?