HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- All right. - Go away.
I'm confused. Did Sheldon stop giving milk?
Look, I'm going to solve the Middle East crisis...
- You speak English really well. - So do you.
Hmm.
Who will come?
...to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Sheldon, there's a diploma in my office that says I have a master's in engineering.
So smart, it's off-putting.
Since my prospects for the Nobel Prize in Physics have disappeared-- Thank you.
You know what he did? He watched me work...
Why would I make that up? There's no Ding Dong in it.
- Sheldon. - Yes?
- Pretty sure. - "Pretty sure" is not very scientific.
...you would have destroyed him in one location and re-created him in another.
Hang on, are we talking about murdering Dennis Kim?
Not bad. I myself started graduate school at 14.
And how fortunate that it should fall on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
You'll have to excuse Dr. Cooper. He's been under a lot of, um....
Yeah, let's go with that.
Youngest till the cyborgs rise up.
Go away?