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Now remember, I don't want to kill Principal Hawthorne,
He'll protect me, I'll protect him.
So I can set up a club at school before my baptism.
Not that it's anyone's business, but no.
What are you doing?
Me, every f***ing Christmas
The school needs a club like this.
Hellishly so.
We couldn't have children, so we had to adopt Connor.
To catch fat flies and make them into pies.
You're not from around here, are you?
Right. Well, we'll only mildly traumatize him, then.
Anyway, I was wondering if we could maybe, possibly postpone my baptism a little bit.
Susie won't tell me their names, but can you ask around? I'll do the same.
This is actually milk and eggs and rosemary and agrimony,
Our Dark Lord wouldn't like that, would he?
Hello?
Yet another reason Sabrina needs to join the Church of the Night.
One of the best.
What have you told your mortal friends?
The She-Hawks.
Why, yes.
- Exactly! Exactly, it is both. - Yes.
Plus, I teach at the local high school, Baxter High.
Where would that be?
Well, I am Greendale's unofficial town historian, I suppose.
Oh, that's terrible. You missed the best...
Assistant Principal Glover tells me she's ratified your organization
- Harvey, back me up. - I've tried, Roz, multiple times, but...
the most buffoonish, the most misogynist of all.
So she's protected.
It's all right to... to be a little nervous.
I brewed you some tea.
let us see what I can do to convince you.
That you're being transferred to some posh boarding school in Connecticut?
I'll get through it.
In that case, you need to get your hands on a malum malus.
Everyone knows about the witch hunt in Salem,
I have, as a matter of fact.
You are a Daughter of the Church of Night.
you'll have a recognized, legitimate sisterhood backing you up.
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I didn't know you were a fan of horror movies.
Boo! Monsters Inc
- And you, you would deny him that? - It's my name, Aunt Zelda.
Spellman Sisters Mortuary, how may I assist you?
the witch world of her family, and the human world of her friends.