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IT'S NOT ONLY THE BEST DEAL I'M GONNA GET FOR YOU,
FIRST OF ALL, I COMMEND YOU ON THE DEMOGRAPHICS.
- IT'S GREAT FOR ME. - THE HOOKUP ALWAYS COMES WITH A PLUS ONE.
SHE'S GETTING THE FILLING AND YOU'RE GETTING THE RAZZLE-DAZZLE THAT IS
APOLOGY ACCEPTED. THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
OH, THE FUN WE'RE HAVING.
THAT'S NO PROBLEM AT ALL. YOU KNOW WHY? IN FACT,
- LOOK WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME. - AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TAKING AWAY FROM OUR MARRIAGE.
- YOU SURE YOU'RE REALLY JEWISH? - I'M THE REAL DEAL.
OH, WELL, THEY DON'T. I MEAN, WHY WOULD THEY?
UM, SO YOU KNOW, I JUST SIGNED THE PAPERS.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE GOT A HALF HOUR TO GET OUT OF HERE.
- OI, LARRY, WITH THIS-- - OI! AGAIN! SEE?
FIRST OF ALL, IN YOUR IMPLIED CONTRACT WITH THIS MAN
YOU RAN THAT ASS IN THE GROUND AND YOU'RE MOVING ON, RIGHT?
I CLOSE DOOR. MR. O'DONNELL SAY, "LARRY DAVID, CLOSE DOOR ON HIM."
- IT'S A CODE. IT'S IN THE BALD CODE. - IS IT?
- HOLD IT ONE SECOND. - I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
- THERE YOU GO. - YOU LOVING THAT?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, WE GET A DIVORCE,
- IT STOPPED THE BLEEDING. - OKAY.
I WAS AT HIS HOUSE FOR HANUKAH.
OH, I MEANT TO TELL YOU-- THIS IS INTERESTING--
- TAKE A CRAB LEG. ABSOLUTELY. - ARE YOU SURE?
- LET'S GO. - IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A SCISSOR?
NO NO NO.
OH, SEE THAT?
- YOU AND ME! - WOW.
- OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. - A RING STAIN?
- YES, YEAH, I'M DOING IT. - NO!
I NEED TO CUT THE STRING HERE.
- THAT'S ALL YOU NEED? - YEAH. WHEN THERE ARE WOMEN IN THIS BEDROOM,
A SHOFAR. WHY IS THIS ON YOUR DES?
YOU RUINED MY WHOLE VACATION. YOU HAD TO BUTT IN
- HOW ARE YOU? THINGS GOING GOOD? - GREAT GREAT, YEAH.
- YEAH, YEAH YEAH. - THE CINNAMON.