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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT STUPID REMARK YOU SAID TO ME
SHE TALKS OVER ME. I WANT TO BE ALONE.
UM...
HE GAVE UP MY HOUSE, THAT IDIOT!?
YOU HAD A CUP LIKE THAT AT JULIA'S PARTY.
AND TELL NAN TO GO ON MY TRIP.
- COME IN, IT'S OPEN. - L.D.!
IT'S NOT A NEGATIVE THING TO RUN AN ASS IN THE GROUND. THAT'S ALL.
- ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU, LARRY. - SEE YOU AROUND.
- YES. - HI, EVERYBODY. I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.
UH, THAT WAS A COINCIDENCE.
TAKE THE OUTER TUBE, TAKE YOUR THUMB AND MIDDLE FINGER...
- HE JUST WON. - ( Larry snorts )
I--
NO, EVERYBODY DOES. YEAH, IT'S DELICIOUS.
YEAH, BUT I REALLY LIKE THAT CRUMBLY STUFF ON THE TOP.
YES, YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
OKAY. THAT'S... YEAH.
ALL THE BITCHES I HAD IN HERE, MAN.
WELL, I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN.
SO WHY WOULD I GO TO TEMPLE?
Larry: SO I'M AT A LIGHT ON BUNDY AND SAN VINCENTE,
THIS HAPPENS TO BE VERY IN. JOHN VARVATOS...
- WHY DON'T YOU GET A DIVORCE? - I'M TOO LAZY.
AND SHE'S A WOMAN. SHE LEFT STUFF UPSTAIRS
AND I GOT THE HOUSE
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I'M NOT SIGNING ANY PAPERS UNTIL I GET A NEW LAWYER.
I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF JUST PUTTING MY DRINK DOWN ON THE TABLE.
- I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED. - WHAT?
I'M BORED! EVERYWHERE I GO WITH HER WE DON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER,
BUT THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S A PART OF IT,
- IT'S THE LAST WEEK. - SHE'S GOING FOR THE RECORD THIS YEAR.
- YES. - OKAY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE TAKING SOMETHING WITH YOU.
- I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY. - I THINK I'M GONNA GET THE BUFFET.
- HMM, REALLY? - YEAH!
- NO. - THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE?
I GOT A SWEDE LAWYER? SHE'S GONNA GET EVERYTHING!
- I GOTTA BE A GOOD GUY. - YEAH, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A GOOD GUY HERE.