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- WHAT? YOU GOT THE HOUSE? - WE SHOULD GO.
OKAY, SO THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
DID YOU SPEAK TO ANDY TODAY? OUR FEARLESS ATTORNEY?
- HELLO, BERG. - HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- WHAT DID I DO? - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
AND YOU USED HIRIAM KATZ FOR YOUR DIVORCE?
OKAY, DON'T WORRY. YOU HAD IT IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
PUT THE OUTER TUBE IN YOUR VAGINA.
- YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MONEY FROM ME. - YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
WHAT IS IN YOUR NOSE?
- IT'S THE SMALL THINGS, LARRY. - ( doorbell rings )
- UM, NO. - COME ON.
EXCEPT PROBABLY APOLOGIZE TO THESE PEOPLE AND MAYBE BUY THEM A ROUND OF DRINKS.
SO HIS WIFE OWNS IT NOW.
GUESS WHERE THE FUNKMAN IS GOING FOR THREE WEEKS.
- THERE'S AN OUTER TUBE AND AN INNER TUBE. - INNER TUBE?
- I'M NOT DOING THIS. - HEY, JULES!
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO GET DIVORCED.
- OH HO HO. - WE ARE HERE FOR OUR MONEY
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IF I GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE?
YOU'RE COMING OUT AHEAD IN THIS DEAL AND SHE'S COMING OUT BEHIND.
SO UNFORTUNATELY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR AN ADDITIONAL BUFFET.
YOU GET DIVORCED, YOU GET DIVORCED,
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
- CHERYL, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. - OH MY GOD, I AM NOT TALKING TO JULIA.
I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN. YOUR NAMES ARE NOT ON THE LIST.
THAT IS MY ALMA MATER, YES.
- WE HAVE THE SAME DIVORCE LAWYER. - OH YES!
- WHAT A GREAT IDEA. - GOD DAMN RIGHT.
- THIS IS LARRY DAVID. - OH, HI. I'M KYRA, JOE'S DAUGHTER.
- OKAY. - I THINK YOU'RE CROSSING BOUNDARIES
AND GOT ABOUT 30 FEET AND FELL.
- I THINK IT'S WORKING. - IT'S DOING THE JOB.
THAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
YOU DONE RAN THAT OTHER ASS IN THE GROUND, RIGHT?
- CAN YOU TALK A LITTLE SLOWER? - OKAY.
LARRY DAVID. I'M A FRIEND OF JOE O'DONNELL'S.