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ANDREW BERG WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH JULIE
- IT'S AN EXPRESSION THAT PEOPLE USE. - WHAT IS THIS THING?
NOW CAN YOU PROVE PRIOR INTENT?
IT'D BE A GOOD DESK TO GET BLOWJOBS UNDER.
- LARRY DAVID. - MR. O'DONNELL HERE,
- ( girls yelling ) - OH, TOO BAD!
AND I CAN CALL YOU BALD. IT'S LIKE BLACK PEOPLE CALLING EACH OTHER NIGGA.
- I DON'T THINK SO. - I DON'T EITHER.
OKAY, YEAH. UM, WELL, YOU COULD JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
I'M GONNA LEAVE IT IN YOUR HANDS. I TRUST YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU GET A FUCKING DIVORCE?
CHERYL!
YOU'RE GONNA GET NOTHING OUT OF IT. YOU MENTION THE "D" WORD ONCE
BUT HE GIVE ME SPECIAL INSTRUCTION NOT TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU.
ONLY BECAUSE I TOLD YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
I'M HERE TO SEE MR. O'DONNELL.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? HONESTLY, THINK ABOUT IT,
- WHAT ARE YOU SO GLUM ABOUT? - IT'S JUST THAT EVERYBODY'S
- HEY. - HEY.
- NO, I WANT YOU TO TALK TO HER. - I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO JULIA.
- GOOD AFTERNOON. - HELLO. GOOD AFTERNOON.
EVERYTHING OKAY?
- YOU HAVE TICKET? - NO, BUT HE ASKED ME IF I WAS INTERESTED
- THE GIRL WAS HAVING HER PERIOD IN MY HOUSE. - IT'S NOT MY ISSUE, LARRY!
- THERE'S A TUBE, RIGHT? - YES.
GETTING A CHANCE TO GET DIVORCED EXCEPT ME.
WHAT HAVE I DONE? NAME ONE THING I'VE DONE
SO YOU HAD A BIG 'FRO ON A MOTOR SCOOTER?
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. HERE'S MY CARD.
RIGHT, LIKE, "I'M A JEW, BUT NOT A PRACTICING JEW."
I DON'T WANT TO MOVE, MAN. I DON'T WANT TO UPROOT AGAIN
TAKE THE--
DON'T SIGN ANYTHING. I'M ON MY WAY UP TO YOUR OFFICE.
WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH YOU.
"HOLD THE APPLICATOR LIGHTLY ON THE OUTER INSERTION TUBE
WHAT? PUT THOSE BACK.
- HE SAID MACHER? - "MAHER," WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
- THAT SHOULDN'T BE CROSSED. - OKAY.
- WHAT DO-- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO-- - WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ME? WHY?
- I WILL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. - ...I WILL RETURN THEM IMMEDIATELY.
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HER A TISSUE. SAME THING.
- I'M FINE WITH IT. - YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE, AFTER THEY GET DIVORCED,
I'M SORRY AND...
- WELL, UM... - I'M TALKING TO YOU?
YOU KNOW, IT'S COMPLICATED TO SAY THE LEAST.
YOU ARE A COLOSSAL PRICK.
WE HAVE YOUR COOKIES THAT YOU ORDERED.