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do you mind if I, uh, put this somewhere else?
Yeah!
for some reason, that girl out there,
and we will let you right out.
NICK: Just open the door. - Yeah.
- Schmidt! Hey, dude! - What?!
I actually want to get girls tonight.
and work my way up to your facial hair.
But then tell me, why does it fit like a damn glove?
I'm fine. I'm just, I got...
(all screaming)
more emotionally fragile than Nick right now.
Well, maybe they're freaked out 'cause you're
Just kiss me!
Would you like to have a drink with me?
- Oh, my God. - What that thing do?
- I don't understand the game. - Uh, you're gonna be my intern.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 08:00 - Teddy Trucks, 08:10 - Storymakers, 08:25 - Pee Wee Double Bill
What are you doing?!
The Cri... Jess, I'm done! JESS: Nick,
It's right on the line of hate.
It was a false alarm.
Hey, Schmidt, your butt
NICK: I made it so clear!
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to spice things up-- didn't happen.
Pick your interns.
Okay, all right, great.
NICK: There's nobody there.
I'm taken.
I might miss him.
Jess, you can't come.
I know what the problem is-- I want it too bad.
I don't keep up with local news.
You can't love somebody forever.
I would never lie to you. I haven't lied to you
Tonight, I start having sex again.
You come on out to the bar.
Go, go-- that's the lava!