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Hey, Jess? Where's Jess? Jess,
Just not a two. Two. Do you hear me? Two. Not four.
I'm in, Schmidty! I am in!
Not really doing it for me.
What?
And when I wear it, I feel hot to trot.
how much you still love me.
I'm single.
It's more depressing than sad.
Okay... Yeah, can you... (clears throat)
Cece, it's Jess-- call me back,
she is sexually
Don't! Don't!
I just, we can't like that because
- Bye-bye, Schmidt. - Damn it.
(clears throat) Well..
I'm sorry. Is this why we came here?
- I don't think so. - Okay.
Then I'm just licking 'em to make 'em better.
Hello?
Thank you.
So, what's your name?
I think your plan sounds okay.
(scratching on door)
What...?
I'm sorry... we were talking, Schmidt.
(clicks tongue)
I'm alone in the loft.
- Hi. - Hi.
You drew my face on a melon?
love you.
Cooler, Jess-- you are being a cooler right now.
That's a Schmidty type right there.
So when we do this, do two.
Ugh! What is the big deal?
Come on, come on. Holly, wait!
Okay, I'll do something different with my face.
when I'm trying to go to sleep.
(quietly): Yeah...
One, two, three, four, JFK!
Potus Trump!!!
You are obsessed!
I took my shirt off! Wait! It's part of the game, you guys!
Yeah, so this is the place.
Most... M-M...