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- The floor is lava, doves versus hawks. - The couch is the Mason-Dixon line.
All bets are off if you take a shower.
Oh, this? I just wear it so guys don't hit on me in bars.
(scratching on door)
- No, no, no, no! Spin, spin, spin, spin! - Fly! Do the chicken dance!
Relax.
Jess, I'll take care of it.
and pockets that don't quit.
Man, that is a woman's coat.
Seriously, I think it might be gang related.
WINSTON: That ain't no kiss, man!
- I'll be sad in a second. - Yep.
- Oh, you're messing with me; Okay. - Little bit.
- Well, all right. - She's just like this.
- Um... - Yeah, take a sip.
I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl.
to our roommate Jess.
I get it. Um...
Oh, my God.
Okay, Jess, hey, this is not a big deal.
- I'm keeping the jacket on. - Take the jacket off.
Ready?
- Shut up, Schmidt! - Schmidt, stay out of this!
I do it for Kenya.
More important stuff to do here.
I'm probably fine, but I also might be dead.
Give her the coat, Nick.
(monotone): Robot can't find clothes to fit right.
I meant something like that.
(clamoring)
What about band of brothers?
Well, pipe talk's boring.
i love you
- Hey. - What's happening?
I'm only gonna say this one more time.
- Okay. - That's not my style when I kiss.
Love you sanjana Love you sanjana
(muffled): Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
You know, I left something behind in the desert that day:
- I'm sorry. You can't do that. - What did I do?
Admiral! Brian!