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- Wait. Are we married? - Yeah.
- Congratulations. - Where are you registered?
He just stood there, casual, happy, hanging out.
- And you have to be Samantha. - Yeah. Where's the bar?
One of the best things about living in a city like New York...
I met him for another movie...
Sure, it'd be great to have that one special person to walk home with...
I fucked him.
We want different things. You obviously want to get married...
And infiltrate The enemy camp
I may know someone who's perfect for you.
And I never want this mentioned again.
Big pepper mill dick!
Maybe the cold war isn't about hate.
No, it's not a cold war. It's an out-and-out battle.
Shrewd move, Counselor.
Are you serious?
Aloha.
Kitchen. You can't miss it. Room with the stove.
Jeff.
Oh, this is my friend Stanford.
Your friend never called like she promised.
My accountant says that it's best to go with low-risk stocks.
- No harm done. - Thank you, sir.
Or so she thought.
I'll give you the grand tour.
- You should come and bring your friends. - Sounds like fun.
That elusive and rare Manhattan man whose sights were set on marriage.