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If I'm the Queen Bee, we save the $5 for dues.
Oh, man! Billy just torched you!
Right on.
Leave a message at the tone.
Your real name is Chauncey?
I know a guy who gets the best tigers you've ever seen.
My boys spent Christmas Day
and ask her to consider me for that job. For any job.
Sue! Sue!
Frank, I'm too tired to talk. I have to go.
Get your mits off my me paper, FROG FUCKER!!
can we just talk for a one minute? shut up! shut the hell up!
♪ Hey, little sis ♪
Okay. Sorry about that. Let's mix it up.
Hell no. She's scary tonight.
Bill, what do you say we get you some hockey stuff for tryouts?
- You really think I could quit it? - Wait, you want to quit?
You're ugly and nobody likes you.
and got kicked in the head trying to carve his name into the back of a Clydesdale.
Shut The Fuck Up
Frank, have you ever been stuck in a freezing Cadillac for 17 hours?
I like go on a date With miku
il la la malouf me touche, bleuh
DO you understand?
I'm trying to sympathize, Frank, but you're in a black man's bar.
♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪
♪ Suck it up and quit complaining ♪
♪ I'll come when you call ♪
to treat a charter member of the Platinum Lid Club!
Vivian has me on-call around the clock, running me all over the county
Just a miserable human being.
♪ With the speed of a bird ♪
I'll teach you about fuckhead class!
- He started it. - He touched my records.
No, I'm supposed to provide. I'm a man.
If I could pull a trigger, I'd kill myself.
I don't care, I can stare at that rack all day.
♪ Come and get your love now ♪