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I know the sign says you can't park there,
I don't know how he doesn't see
It's all in the note.
Our great president, ronald reagan,
(sighs)
We speak the same language.
♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪
Not a word. Yes, it is.
Who screwed over my sister.
Well, since you were an athlete back in the day,
And I need him to get me to the man who comptrols america.
I know it's a bit of a long shot,
She thinks I'm a bed-wetting loser, thanks to you.
You'll need your upper-arm strength to bash skulls.
The way to keep in touch with somebody
What the hell, erica?
I may never be able to swim,
♪ did my time
(imitating speaking french)
How about I talk, you listen?
My mom's mission to track down the president had begun.
Just because she's french doesn't mean she'll make out with you.
Why do you always say super-weird stuff like that?
The mile run, and the pull-up.
Tomorrow, that battle begins with the seven basic exercises,
Or there's summer camps.
♪ went the distance whoa!
(over-enunciating) fanny, this is called a pop-tart.
Josh is not gonna like that.
♪ took my chances
I like his little baby arms.
I played a lot of sports in high school,
Hoof it! Knees high!
Maybe you could help me with my pull-ups.
But I lied.
Say no more.
Huh? Huh?
(speaking french haltingly)
Okay, I'm gonna tell you something
I'm gonna chew on those arms!