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♪ It's just a fallacy! ♪
There's a raccoon out on the patio!
a drunk lawyer reminded them they'd lose the rights
Well, I've already got the license plate,
Rock Monster and Ability to Be Invisible Person.
and the one son-in-law who had no choice
Oh, a new start.
Her heart stopped! She-She's dying!
I'm CIA. Not here for you though.
Oh, you're saying the way I talk makes me sound gay?
They even celebrated their first
I thought you'd be proud of me.
this marriage that everyone thinks is a sham
And his quest hit a bump early on,
In other words, you do the math--
But then he'd add five dollars to our credit card.
...by the local Indian community.
Yes, and... let's do this.
Tobias, whose girlfriend had nearly
Well, it's time to correct old misconceptions.
I'll show you how not gay I am.
It's worth noting that Tobias
Hot orange! Hot orange.
Unbeknownst to Tobias, however,
- Tobias decided - Wait a minute.
But this creep won't take "go"
Oh, no, I-I'd like him to-to stay.
So what are we gonna do
It's not important who it is.
- A Star Trek chess set's worth. - Damn it, that Swappigans
...in India, yes, where he was very uncomfortable.
when, during Imagine's Christmas party,
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just "the thing."
- Yeah, absolutely, yes. - Thank you.
who are about to lose everything, and the one newsman
of soft-core porn movies about women
as he struggled to learn the customs and gestures of
their financial situation grew dire enough
punching those... those words.
DeBrie, look, some people struggle with addiction,
- of the traditional Indian garb - Are you finished? Oh.
Well, apparently in this instance, paper beats rock.
Tobias took them down to a street
I wanted to show her Daddy's Thing.
my second layer of makeup, it could've done
...without the aid of Pradeep, the helpful Indian salesman...
She had been in a series
And so, like the heroine of Eat, Pray,
of my current agent Mike Matthews.
Oh, honey.
And after kissing it good-bye,
Look at the license plate.