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Uh...
Would you cool it, please? Okay.
Oh, Stanley Kaplan. I know him.
Okay.
Um...
I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend.
I'm so sorry.
Ryan Howard is sitting in my office.
Nigga Heeeeder
I don't know, you know. They're just...
Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp.
Come on, people, you know the rules of the game, now.
Okay? That should be a no-brainer.
Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people.
Got it.
You are so smart. You're so effing smart.
He can have 14. Marjorie's not here today.
Listen up. I got some theories. Okay, there's a...
I'm ON IT!
I'm on it!
You can't go back in yet.
Dwight. Hey, Dwight!
And you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.
Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
HE IS AN IDIOT HARRY WANG IS AN IDIOT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
The Three Stooges.
Eat it. Yeah, eat it. You have to eat it.
Oscar's kind of cute.
Toaster Oven 101.
Oh, man.
It was always burning since the world was turning!
Yeah? Mmm-hmm.
i. e. Don't burn the building down.
Desert island movies are the movies you're gonna watch for the rest of your life.
Let me explain it first and then...
and afterwards we could just watch bowling.
Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
Wanna be a manager?
There are 10 rules of business that you need to learn.
Just a second.
Stalker.
on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.
tight-ass Christian chick. The blonde?