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If you have to wonder about it, it's probably not happening.
-Do you ever miss yours? -Sometimes.
Stupid stuff.
She's dead.
-Where? -Out.
No, it's okay.
Yeah, it could.
I'm sorry. I heard the music.
That's exactly why I like it. Hello.
You're still in love with her.
I, um, I came to return something that I stole.
I don't have a life, remember?
Sorry. I would have introduced you guys, but I didn't want you to meet.
I was thinking it's time you and I sat down.
We were engaged to be engaged.
-And who is he? -He's a she.
As you can see, it's a bit of a fixer-upper.
I'm so hungry.
Right. I'm going with you.
Oh, that's okay, you know? I figured I should probably just stay home and rest in case, you know it's...
-Do I hear water running? -Yes.
I had just gotten emancipated from my parents,
Nonsense. I should have assumed Ryan would want to make himself part of this.
An ivy league education.
-work has been all-consuming. -Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Oh! Ooh, sorry, Captain Oats. Hope you don't pull up lame.
Hey. So between the two of us... We're right back where we started.
The smart, political Jewish woman that you were supposed to marry before you ended up with me.
-Not manslaughter. -You set the place on fire. And a man died.
Listen, I'm sorry to wake you.
-Sandy, you're moving in? -I'll take it.
You've done enough.
You know, I've... gone all this time without one.
It was... Long overdue. I meant to call you right after the holidays, but...
Or two.
Seth, I told you, I don't do relationships.
Thanks.