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This guy ever stop breaking balls?
Someone like Caitlin from Bartlesville, Oklahoma...
What is this, a handsome contest?
Do you really think I'd subject one of my friends to Caitlin?
I'm talking primo plan, i got an A
What?
You know you're gonna make at least half a "g" in there.
I'm gonna head upstairs.
She paged me, she's at her parents.
Are you out of your fucking mind layin' your hands on me?
Ralphie.
Meadow.
It's like you have this underlying cynicism
The fuck you doing?
What's this, almost?
It's 50 bucks to me plus a blow job later on.
Right, tough guy?
Ralphie's the one sticking her,
Hey, that guy cut the line.
and then she starts having conniptions
I bet I know what would cheer you up.
My son.
At what point, what does that mean?
Let's go.
Well, I'm not so sure that's such a good idea, either.
Ralphie, I love you.
What am I looking at?
All we can do...
Oh, where do you get the balls to come here?
Since when did I become the butler?
She does it all the time now.
Every advantage, this kid.
You want this to go away? It’s gonna be $50 upfront and a blowjob later.
I'm going to law school in two short years.
The questions, the whining,
Stunad!
Hey, what are you doing home, don't you have class?
Caitlin, why don't we go over to the health center?
I had to quit school when I was in 11th grade
If it's a girl, we'll name it Tracee after you.
They don't have à la carte sides at outback steakhouse!
You started this conversation.
You're an asshole then.
I stopped feeling bad the second I saw that grade.
I have recipes--
Get the fuck out of here, Ralph!
Good evening, may I offer you a cocktail before dinner?
Yeah, now, get in the car.
I have to suffer through their movies too?
It's a loan, I'm juicing her.
It beats working for a living.
The guy from "Wings", you know him?
To the library.