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I'll see you at home.
Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes The Sound of Music?
Oh, no. I mean, this is weird right now.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Why does Emily like this stuff'?
So we're just randomly choosing a restaurant
Yeah. Sounds like me.
then I could act cool about it with her.
No, Bernie's working late.
(GROANS)
I gotta go. Penny ratted me out.
- Come on, Sheldon. - Where are we going?
I'm having sex with a Catholic schoolgirl tonight.
so she knows how to approach him without making him skittish.
Do you think there's something psychologically wrong with her'?
Got it! We order a pizza.
What?
Don't get me wrong. I'm glad they're friends.
Okay, but she'd feel better if she took her medicine.
A straight-up gore-fest'? You hate this stuff.
Oh, I think I see our next stop.
Now, just so you know, I was a nanny for three years,