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My mommy's next door. She'll be home soon.
I don't like cats.
I think you know me well enough to know that by now.
Is this what you're saying to me?
Great, they have a little girl.
- Yeah, a lot of sunscreen, right? - Exactly.
whether you want Daddy or Oscar.
- So we'll get them. - I stand corrected.
then they'll show up on a date.
- What do you got there? - Holy shit.
Jeff's got that German shepherd...
You sat down, you laid it out?
Yeah, I got to go to the bathroom, right.
come on, Sammy. What do you say?
- Oh, brother. - I've earned the money.
No, that floor is spotless for the health inspection.
Do you have something to say to me, Larry?
Oscar.
Hey, everybody.
- Okay, calm down. - Where is the dog?
He's always wanted a dog, and we kept putting him off.
No, Larry, Larry, come on, you can't.
Don't be silly, you weren't gonna give him to me.
if it's a thank you that you're waiting for.
I'm still waiting.
He's a bra-sniffing dog.
This is the corpse-sniffing dog I was telling you about.
- Honey, it's our money. - No, it's not.
What do you say, Oskie-boy?